September Horrorscopes: Don’t Quit Your Day Job Chelsea D. SnyderAre you feeling like things may no longer be trying to slowly squeeze every bit of life and...#horrorscopes·0
August Horrorscopes: Puppies and Rainbows Chelsea D. SnyderWhere the EFF did July go? Well, it got swallowed up by summer fun, and planetary backasswardry, obviously....#horrorscopes·0
July Horrorscopes: Hail Jupiter! Chelsea D. Snyder“HAIL JUPITER!” the crowd screams, knowing that if it does not hail Jupiter, Jupiter will get all miffed...#horrorscopes·0
Restorative Horrorscopes… Tackling the Parasympathetic Asstrology System (June 2018) Chelsea D. SnyderAfter the past few months of pretty significant energy shifts, it is oddly unsettling that there is not...#horrorscopes·0
May Horrorscopes: Uranus in Taurus, and other Butt Jokes Chelsea D. SnyderLooking into my crystal ball, I saw major potential in an article about Uranus in Taurus, which starts...#horrorscopes·0