Once upon a time, the planets lived happily ever after. There was no muss, no fuss. Nary a retrograde or energetic awfulness for the beautiful humans to survive...
Well, here we are. TWO THOUSAND NINETEEN. Do you feel NEW? How’s the resolutions plan going? Did you go back to work yet?
Me either. I mean, aside from writing...
The end of the year is NIGH! That’s so great because now EVERYONE gets to go through that whole “New Year, New YOU” marketing madness. ALL of the people will re...
When November hits, we all tend to have a collective need to nap or hibernate for the winter. Call it our caveperson tendencies, or too much turkey in the pipel...
I’m not one to get political (just, like, non-stop, all day) but it sure seems like one of those so-not-coincidental moments of astrological “what up”-ery as we...
Are you feeling like things may no longer be trying to slowly squeeze every bit of life and joy from your world? Is your “character building” anaconda releasing...
Where the EFF did July go? Well, it got swallowed up by summer fun, and planetary backasswardry, obviously.
I kind of cheated a bit last month with my whole ...
“Do you teach hot yoga?” the voice on the phone asked.
“Yes…” I began to answer before being quickly interrupted by a “Dewey Cox moment.” My entire yoga life...
“HAIL JUPITER!” the crowd screams, knowing that if it does not hail Jupiter, Jupiter will get all miffed and flounce away.
Jupiter is a planet of surprises and...
After the past few months of pretty significant energy shifts, it is oddly unsettling that there is not a major astrological aspect to shake up our planetary pr...
Chelsea D. Snyder (Danger is her middle name) was born in a chuckhole. Through the power of yoga, her legendary evolution into an evil, yet holistic, digital marketing mastermind will inspire even the most kale-infused disbeliever. You can find her producing anything from tie-dye socks to marketing events, with a few yoga classes in-between.
