horoscope

We’re going to take a different road this month. A road filled with potholes, roadkill, and possibly the edge of the flat earth. If you have been following alon...

Once upon a time, the planets lived happily ever after. There was no muss, no fuss. Nary a retrograde or energetic awfulness for the beautiful humans to survive...

Well, here we are. TWO THOUSAND NINETEEN. Do you feel NEW? How’s the resolutions plan going? Did you go back to work yet? Me either. I mean, aside from writing...

The end of the year is NIGH! That’s so great because now EVERYONE gets to go through that whole “New Year, New YOU” marketing madness. ALL of the people will re...

I’m not one to get political (just, like, non-stop, all day) but it sure seems like one of those so-not-coincidental moments of astrological “what up”-ery as we...

Are you feeling like things may no longer be trying to slowly squeeze every bit of life and joy from your world? Is your “character building” anaconda releasing...

Where the EFF did July go? Well, it got swallowed up by summer fun, and planetary backasswardry, obviously. I kind of cheated a bit last month with my whole ...

“HAIL JUPITER!” the crowd screams, knowing that if it does not hail Jupiter, Jupiter will get all miffed and flounce away. Jupiter is a planet of surprises and...

After the past few months of pretty significant energy shifts, it is oddly unsettling that there is not a major astrological aspect to shake up our planetary pr...