February Tarotscopes: New Perspectives
The first full moon of 2021 was in Leo—did you catch a glimpse of it last month? Full...
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March HORRORscopes: Mercury Retrograde Survival Guide
We’re going to take a different road this month. A road filled with potholes, roadkill, and possibly the...
February Horrorscopes: 28 Days of Peace and Quiet
Once upon a time, the planets lived happily ever after. There was no muss, no fuss. Nary a...
January Horrorscopes: New Year, Old You
Well, here we are. TWO THOUSAND NINETEEN. Do you feel NEW? How’s the resolutions plan going? Did you...
December Horrorscopes: Look Inside Yourself
The end of the year is NIGH! That’s so great because now EVERYONE gets to go through that...
November Horrorscopes: Buckle up Your Seatbelts
When November hits, we all tend to have a collective need to nap or hibernate for the winter....
October Horrorscopes: Healing Emotional Wounds
I’m not one to get political (just, like, non-stop, all day) but it sure seems like one of...
September Horrorscopes: Don’t Quit Your Day Job
Are you feeling like things may no longer be trying to slowly squeeze every bit of life and...
August Horrorscopes: Puppies and Rainbows
Where the EFF did July go? Well, it got swallowed up by summer fun, and planetary backasswardry, obviously....
July Horrorscopes: Hail Jupiter!
“HAIL JUPITER!” the crowd screams, knowing that if it does not hail Jupiter, Jupiter will get all miffed...