January 2020 HORRORscopes: You Are the Architect of Your Life
Are we filled with hope for the New Year, making plans, goals, resolutions, and promises to do X...
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December HORRORscopes: Entering Jupiterland, the Cat in the Box
It is the last month of the last year of the last decade… before the new month of...
November HORRORscopes: Mercury Retrograde Meets Scorpio
Avast, me hearties, we are a wee bit off course this month, given the stupendous timing of Scorpio...
October HORRORscopes: Cleaning Your Karmic Closet
I saw a funny meme the other day, something about pumping up the “flirty Libra muscles” again now...
September HORRORscopes: Recovering From the Summer of Retrogrades
Well, this has been quite the summer. Apologies for leaving you hanging while I frolicked amongst the stars....
May HORRORscopes: Confronting your Plutonian Plot Twist
Happy Darkside Days! I have to tell you, this last month has been a whirlwind of weirdness. There...
April HORRORscopes: Big Abundance Kick
So, how’s 2019 treatin’ ya so far? Have you felt a shift, or just more of the same...